DWN Current Best Sellers

Chicken Soup for the Eternally Damned Soul
Heartwarming tales for people facing eons of fiery torture

Green Eggs and Hamas
The Cat in the Hat visits Mahmoud and Fatimah in a Palestinian refugee camp

Harry Potter and the Tuft of Masculinity
Harry’s funny feelings for Hermione lead to a magical encounter as the two reach adolescence

Best American Cat Poetry
A lyric selection culled from Barnes and Noble open-mic nights, high school Sylvia Plaths, and other assorted wannabes

The 7 Habits of Highly Addicted People
Heroin, crack, cutting yourself—learn the life lessons hard core addicts know

My Lice
Bill Clinton’s inside tale of presidential STD’s, infestations, and the women he gave them to

Lord of the Little Brown Ring
Before there was the Fellowship there was Bilbo and Gandalf’s erotic adventures

The Da Vinci Chode
Now we know what the Mona Lisa was really smiling about