Thursday's Food and Wine News

Hungry Man Introduces Obesity Meal--Includes 1 lb of Mashed Potatoes, 2 Slabs of Ribs, Personal Heart Defibrillator

Hormel, Tired of Confusion, Changes Name of Tinned Pork Product to “Junk Email”

Elbow Macaroni to be Replaced By Kneecap Rotini