Most Popular New Channels on the Dish Network

Zogby Unleashed: 24 Hours of Commercial Free Polling Data
ANB: Live from Anna Nichole’s Bathroom 24/7
PigTV: 24 Hour News in Pig Latin
VO5: The Haircut Channel
Spice Scramble: For those who grew up watching fuzzy porn
MSW1: Nonstop Murder She Wrote
MSW2: Nonstop Murder She Wrote
Top Down: Commentary on the News from Ted Koppel’s Hair
D.E.T., Death Entertainment Television: All celebrity obituaries all the time
CTV: Televised Canasta
Benders: The channel for men who like to watch other men bend metal
Fresh: Classic and contemporary douche commercials